Monday, May 18, 2009

Tell a Parent Right Away

Spiritual Safety Tip

What should you do if you find an Atheist?




<img alt="Crotchety old Mr. Gruff, the Atheist goat who turns to coffee for solace instead of God" height="167" src="http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/mrgruff.gif" style="float:left; margin-top:4px" width="115" /><br /><img alt="Mr. Gruff says: &#39;Bah! I don&#39;t believe in anything! I&#39;m staying home on Sunday!&#39;" height="87" src="mrgruffsays.gif" style="margin-top:20px" width="243" /><br /><p style="text-align:left; margin:0px">Atheists such as crotchety old Mr. Gruff think they've got it all figured out...</p><br /><p>...but then why are they always so sad?</p><br />

If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.

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