Coconuts?

The Top 10 Creationist Discoveries of All Time.

10. T. rex ate coconuts
9. The Earth is only six thousand years old
8. Stem Cells are evil
7. NASCAR is the official sport of the spiritually enlightened
6. Guns were created by God to kill deer
5. Liberals are evil
4. Civil Liberties are for sissies
3. President Bush can look directly into our souls.
2. Iraq had ties to Al-Qaeda, was enriching Uranium, and all that jazz.
1. Evolution is a myth.