Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Flatter Jesus or Else

Betty Bower Tracts

Print them out, slip them in your Prada and be ready to assault unsaved-looking strangers on subways, elevators and shopping malls with the Good News: They're going straight to Hell! Glory!

Monday, September 28, 2009

Me Want Cookie

Savior Cookies

You will need:
  • 1 cup whole pecans
  • A gallon jug of very inexpensive vinegar
  • 3 egg whites
  • Lots of salt
  • 1 cup sugar
  • Zipper baggie
  • splintery wooden spoon
  • tape
  • A KJV Bible (Do not substitute!)

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

You Want Myths?

We've Got Myths

Here are a large group of links to Creation Myths from a variety of cultures from around the world.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Cash Reward

This is a Legitimate Offer

If you have kept the Ten Commandments, we will give you $10,000 cash. This is a legally binding contract. In other words, if you can prove you haven't violated the Ten Commandments, we are legally obligated to give you $10,000.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Friday, September 11, 2009

More Scary than Funny - Not Really Funny at All

Explaining the Fires

God made his frustration known with California's betrayal of him once again, this time as he used his great power to start several wildfires in the region's chaparral and sagebrush.

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

By Doing it First

Fight Obama's Attempts to Brainwash our Precious Children

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Monday, September 07, 2009

Bear Facts

Southern Baptists Displace Black Bears As Arkansas' #1 Largest Mammal

Arkansas Baptist State Convention representatives have confirmed that the Arkansas Southern Baptist has surpassed the Arkansas Black Bear in the state's largest mammal category in a recent study. The study was performed by Dr. Joseph Mendleton of Mississippi State University's Fullbrite College of Arts and Sciences.

Dr. Mendleton is confident his findings will hold up, "Other researchers are welcome to check my results and take their own measurements. I am willing to share my data, as well as turn over the tracking data of the tagged participants."

Sunday, September 06, 2009

Friday, September 04, 2009

Thursday, September 03, 2009


Did Jesus Die for Little Green Men?

Is it possible that there is intelligent life out among the stars? And if there is, what would be the theological implications of this fact? Many Christians have assumed that there could not be intelligent extraterrestrials, and that if some were discovered then this would somehow constitute a challenge to the Christian faith.

Tuesday, September 01, 2009