Saturday, November 29, 2003

Better Investing Through Chemistry

The so called "environmentally responsible" Brethren Benefit Trust has $179,000 invested in Dow Chemical Company which left an estimated 120,000 to 150,000 people chronically ill by a gas leak at a Union Carbide pesticide factory in India in 1984.

Friday, November 28, 2003

Thursday, November 27, 2003

Sunday, November 23, 2003

Signs of the Times

Has your church's sign been posted online?

Don't have a sign? Well, now you can make one.

Saturday, November 15, 2003

Global Warming Could Affect Communion

Global warming may become a worldwide catastrophe, but at least the wine should be better.

Researchers from three universities have found that vintages improved as temperatures rose over the past 50 years, especially in areas with cooler climates.
Rah Rah Ree

rah rah ree,
kick 'em in the knee
rah rah rass,
kick 'em in the
other knee

Three cheers for protesters everywhere!
You Might Be a Fundamentalist If...

...if you are not amused when you click here.
Shall We?

Q: Why don't Brethren have sex standing up?
A: It might lead to dancing.

Thursday, November 06, 2003

Da Do Ron Ron

He’s the peacemaker in Sudan
Haruun Ruun Ruun Ruun, Haruun Ruun Ruun
The Dinka and the Nuer live in that land
Haruun Ruun Ruun Ruun, Haruun Ruun Ruun

Yes, he's in the Sudan
Yes, they live in that land
And when we sing this song
Haruun Ruun Ruun Ruun, Haruun Ruun Ruun

He’ll get the Wallenberg Award on November 8
Haruun Ruun Ruun Ruun, Haruun Ruun Ruun
We think this Executive Secretary is really great
Haruun Ruun Ruun Ruun, Haruun Ruun Ruun

Yes, November 8
Yes, we think he's great
And let's all sing this song
Haruun Ruun Ruun Ruun, Haruun Ruun Ruun

apologies to fans of the Carpenters