Sunday, December 02, 2012

The 42 Worst Nativity Sets


Each year whyismarko.com has posted an expanding list of “the worst nativity sets.”

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Man Possessed by Gay Demon

Television evangelist performs exorcism on man possessed by gay sex demon.

Friday, November 23, 2012

Haters Gonna Hate


Hate is too powerful of an emotion to waste on something you don't even like.

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Saint Darth

Would you ever join a Star Wars inspired religion? Have you actually joined or are currently part of one?!

Monday, November 05, 2012

Potluck

A first grade class was having show and tell and the teacher told them to bring something pertaining to their religion. So the Catholic boy brought his crucifix, the Jewish boy brought his yarmulke, and the Brethren boy brought his crock-pot.

Friday, November 02, 2012

Puppies for Sale

A little boy was selling puppies on a sidewalk when two men walked by. "What kind of puppies are they?" 

The boy replied, "these are Pentecostal puppies." 

Two weeks later they came by again and said, "See ya still have them Pentecostal pups." 

The boy replied, "These are Brethren puppies." 

"I thought you said they were Pentecostals,"

The boy said, "That's before their eye's were opened!"

Thursday, November 01, 2012

A Dunker Walks Into a Bar...

Why are there not so many jokes about members of the Church of the Brethren, or Adventists? What's funny about a group which has a large element of unfunny rationalists, heirs of the very serious Enlightenment? Why do religious folk who are cautious about deriding Catholics, Jews, and even (us) unfunny Lutherans, throw caution to the breezes when Unitarian Universalists come into focus? - Martin E. Marty

A Franciscan gets a haircut, and then asks how much he owes. The barber says he never charges clergy. The Franciscan thanks the barber and goes home. The next morning the barber finds a big basket of fresh bread from the Franciscans’ kitchens.

An Augustinian gets his hair cut by the same barber. The barber also tells him than he never charges clergy. The next day the barber receives a nice bottle of wine from the Augustinians’ wine cellar.

A Brethren Pastor gets his haircut, and the barber again says that he never charges clergy. The next day, when the barber opens his shop, there are twelve other Brethren Pastors already waiting for him.

Sunday, October 21, 2012

B I N G O [10/21]




It's Board meeting time again; here's the latest Buzzword Bingo.

If you're not happy with the sheet that you're initially presented, click Reload until you get a card that looks like a winner.

Saturday, October 20, 2012

B I N G O [10/20]




It's Board meeting time again; here's the latest Buzzword Bingo.

If you're not happy with the sheet that you're initially presented, click Reload until you get a card that looks like a winner.