Monday, April 22, 2013

Where's My Sandwich?


thefulltimeinternethobo:
deathcomes4u:
recreationalcannibalism:
wtfhistory:
daivialesley:
hatewizard:
laprus:
im setting myself on fire goodbye
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I made you a sandwich put it in your mouth
TELL THAT TO MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN VICTORIA AND HER HUGE ASS EMPIRE BITCH
I’m sorry.
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I couldn’t hear you.
Over all the voices of amazing women.
Throughout history.
Who could have
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kicked
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your

ignorant
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ass.
Reblogging this for the gender studies we’re doing in my history course.
No important discoveries of course because discovering what the sun is made of isn’t important at all OH NO.
Whaaat a douchetit fucknugget. I’d love to practice my crotch kicking skills on this dude.
HOW ABOUT THE FACT THAT THOUSANDS OF WOMEN ARE RAPED OR MURDERED BY SOLDIERS DURING WAR.
Anytime you see someone say something like “I’m not a , but…” you can be pretty damned sure that they about to prove exactly why they are that type of bigot.
And fuck the douchebag poster maker.

via skeptical avenger

Friday, April 12, 2013

God Freaks Self Out By Lying Awake Contemplating Own Immortality

Sources close to God reported Thursday that the Creator of the Universe and Author of Our Eternal Salvation suffered a crippling bout of existential dread this week, lying awake all night as He pondered His own immortality.

Anxiously drumming His fingers, the all-powerful being was reportedly unable to sleep as His mind raced with thoughts of the unfathomable nature of eternity, the relentless expansion of space and time, and His own never-ending existence.