A Bible is Born
For God so loved the world, that he made His Son a zombie, and whoever is bitten by the Son shall also become zombie and be undead everlasting. - John 3:16
The Bible may be the foundation document of Western Civilization, but it hasn't been revised in almost two millennia.
Frankly, we're astonished that anyone can still make sense of it.
Even the majesty and poetry of the King James version sounds archaic to modern ears. Modern translations, on the other hand, just sound lame.
What's missing? Zombies.
No comments:
Post a Comment