Priest Consecrates Fresh Batch Of Seasonal Pumpkin Spice Eucharist

Just in time for the start of Fall, Fr. Kale Adams announced that he has consecrated his first batch of Pumpkin Spice Eucharist.

“Pumpkin Spice Eucharist allows me to express myself and my love for JC in ways you wouldn’t believe,” Adams said. “And listen, to all those establishment bishops in Rome, I was consecrating before it was cool. And that’s why my parishioners dig me and why so many of them have returned to the Church in the first place. You gotta give them what they want. And what they want is Jesus…Body, Blood, Soul, and Divinity, with a flawless blend of cinnamon, clove, nutmeg, and ginger.”