10 Things You Shouldn’t Say to a Pastor Right After the Sermon

1. “I am going to be late for lunch because you preached so long.”
2. “You must not have had much time to prepare that sermon.”
3. “My former pastor preached a much better sermon from that text.”
4. “I wish {fill in the blank} would have heard that sermon.”
5. “You act like you weren’t feeling well while you preached.”
6. “I’m sorry I fell asleep while you were preaching. Your voice just puts me to sleep.”
7. “Your subject/verb agreement was incorrect three times in your sermon.”
8. “I wish you wouldn’t preach from the Old Testament.”
9. “Let me tell you what you missed in your sermon.”
10. “Are we ever going to be done with this sermon series?”