Monday, June 02, 2014

Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity

http://www.theonion.com/articles/biologists-confirm-god-evolved-from-chimpanzee-dei,35755/Challenging long-held views on the origins of divinity, biologists at the University of California, Berkeley, presented findings Thursday that confirm God, the Almighty Creator of the Universe, evolved from an ancient chimpanzee deity.

The recently discovered sacred ancestor, a divine chimp species scientists have named Pan sanctorum, reportedly gave rise over millions of years to the Lord Our God, Maker of Heaven and Earth.

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