Sunday, May 13, 2012

Ravenous Bushy Pests

The Winsor Ontario squirrel population is supporting the homosexual Gay Agenda by waging war on women. The ravenous bushy pests have eaten their way through two-thirds of the 20,000 bulbs planted last October, destroying what has been an ideal colorful backdrop for wedding photos. Canadian ladies, planning on enduring memories captured on film, are inflamed with rage.

“The biggest disappointment is going to be for brides. It is a photographer’s heaven to bring the brides down there on a Saturday with all those tulips and intense colors. It’s just gorgeous,” Dave Tootill, the city’s supervisor of horticulture, told the Toronto Star.

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