Saturday, May 28, 2011

evolution is only a theory


People, as we all know, evolution is only a theory. In fact, I would like to point out that gravity is only a theory. I would recommend that those who doubt this should consider the theory of Intelligen­t Fowl, or commonly, "downbirds­". Downbirds are invisible, tiny birds, who control where things are in the universe. When something is not where it should be, for instance, a basketball in the air instead of in the ground, the downbirds rush in and pull the basketball to the ground. Seeing as you can't disprove this theory, I say it should get equal t in physics class.

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