God's Dice
According to messages posted simultaneously on all Lost and Found bulletin boards in the world, God, considered by many to be an important force in the creation and ongoing maintenance of the universe, has lost his dice and urgently needs them back.
The messages, which appeared in over 6,300 different languages and alphabets, request that any person who happens to spot the two dice cubes please contact God at his or her earliest possible convenience.
God's message was signed with all nine billion of His names (see attached list).
Until God's dice are found and returned to Him, scientists fear their continued absence may have serious implications on fundamental structures of the universe ranging from the process of evolution through the principles of quantum mechanics.
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