Friday, July 31, 2009

The Internet's Most Gracious Method

Compassionate, Yet Ferocious

Is someone you know less perfect than you in his or her lackadaisical facsimile of faith? As a True Christian, it is your responsibility to remind them of how much more the Lord dotes on you – and that He plans to have them tortured for an eternity in Hell while you are feted with cold drinks and knowing glances in your immaculately landscaped mansion in God's Glory. After all, it undermines the enjoyment of being better than everyone else if you can't take a moment out of your busy day to remind them of this simple, immutable fact.

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