Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Barely Alive

Barely Alive


MISSIONARIES HAVE CONFERENCE!

SO DO THEIR OVERSEAS HOUSEKEEPERS,
DRIVERS, PLUMBERS, & GARDENERS!
  • new strategies in reusing old wine bottles and
    other banned artifacts that must be hidden in the house!
  • insight sessions on how to deal with white people's
    unruly children you must babysit!
  • how to cook white people food in a foreign land...
    Spaghetti! Onion Rings! Omelettes! Chicken Pot Pies! Even Pizza!
  • how to continue the relationship several years
    beyond their stay and get money and gifts, clothes and pictures!

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