The Good Book

Horus

Like Half

Man Possessed by Gay Demon

Television evangelist performs exorcism on man possessed by gay sex demon.

The Way of the Mister: Mormonism is Racism

Thank Evolution

And Then...

Haters Gonna Hate

Hate is too powerful of an emotion to waste on something you don't even like.

Saint Darth

Would you ever join a Star Wars inspired religion? Have you actually joined or are currently part of one?!

Bible Stories

Hotter Than Hell

The New Testament

Don't Worry

Keep Calm, Don't Suck, and Carry On

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Fire Breathing Orangutans!

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This Drawing Intentionally Left Blank

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Vote Early and Vote Often

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All Praise Xenu

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Validation

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Weird Anxieties

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It's Not Easy Loving Green

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Choice

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Science

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How to Suck at Your Religion

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Welcome Your New Avian Overlords

Potluck

A first grade class was having show and tell and the teacher told them to bring something pertaining to their religion. So the Catholic boy brought his crucifix, the Jewish boy brought his yarmulke, and the Brethren boy brought his crock-pot.

So Much to Learn

Turn Back

Puppies for Sale

A little boy was selling puppies on a sidewalk when two men walked by. "What kind of puppies are they?" 

The boy replied, "these are Pentecostal puppies." 

Two weeks later they came by again and said, "See ya still have them Pentecostal pups." 

The boy replied, "These are Brethren puppies." 

"I thought you said they were Pentecostals,"

The boy said, "That's before their eye's were opened!"

A Dunker Walks Into a Bar...

Why are there not so many jokes about members of the Church of the Brethren, or Adventists? What's funny about a group which has a large element of unfunny rationalists, heirs of the very serious Enlightenment? Why do religious folk who are cautious about deriding Catholics, Jews, and even (us) unfunny Lutherans, throw caution to the breezes when Unitarian Universalists come into focus? - Martin E. Marty

A Franciscan gets a haircut, and then asks how much he owes. The barber says he never charges clergy. The Franciscan thanks the barber and goes home. The next morning the barber finds a big basket of fresh bread from the Franciscans’ kitchens.

An Augustinian gets his hair cut by the same barber. The barber also tells him than he never charges clergy. The next day the barber receives a nice bottle of wine from the Augustinians’ wine cellar.

A Brethren Pastor gets his haircut, and the barber again says that he never charges clergy. The next day, when the barber opens his shop, there are twelve other Brethren Pastors already waiting for him.