Planning a Reboot

 

He's a Bit Spooky

Awkward Moment

Zombie Apocalypse

Egads!

No Sweetheart

Happy Halloween

This Year's Costumes

He Is Risen

The Myth

Fist of Jesus

Zombie Seminary Graduation

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Jesus Was Not a Zombie

via The Thinking Atheist

Zombie Nativity

Deck your halls with something gory from the little town of Deathlehem this Christmas.

After three days in the grave, an unmarried zombie couple rose again and was visited by three undead wise men and a recently deceased shepherd. Gaspar was just impaled, Balthasar lost his head, and Melchior was burned to death in an unfortunate myrrh related accident. The shepherd's head has been smashed in and his brain is exposed, much to the delight of his bloodthirsty sheep. Joseph is oblivious to his stab wounds as he watches Mary partake in the "body of Christ." No need to wait for transubstantiation!

How to Raise the Dead

He Wants to Eat Your Brains

Is Your Pastor a Zombie?


via Naked Pastor

Brains!

The 12 Days of Zombie Christmas

Day 1: Gift of the Zombi
Day 2: Real Santa
Day 3: Rooftop Attack
Day 4: Stocking
Day 5: Misfit Toys
Day 6: Pundead
Day 7: Scrooge
Day 8: Sweater
Day 9: Bummer
Day 10: Resolution
Day 11: Champagne
Day 12: Hangover

Darned Stupid Glittery Vampires

Blame Anne Rice

This is what happens when vampires are trendy for too long... 33 A.D.

"We have to stop this kind of thing now, or else we’ll be dealing with books about zombie-slaying steampunk werewolf Jesus."

Is it possible that zombies exist outside your circle of knowledge?

How to Evangelize to an Atheist

The Undead

A Spotters Guide