The Ghost

Live For Days Like This

Naive

Bacon Jesus. He sizzled for your sins.

Blasphemy on a Bun

Kuma’s Corner is a burger and sandwich restaurant in Chicago with a love of local food and Heavy Metal music. Every month they come out with a “burger of the month.” This month’s burger is the Ghost; a tribute to the extremely theatrical Swedish band of the same name.

Kuma's went all the way with the tribute burger. Here’s the ingredient list:

10 oz. patty
Slow braised goat shoulder
Aged white cheddar
Ghost chile aioli

But the pièce de résistance is this:

Red wine reduction
Communion wafer garnish

The body and blood on a bun.

This is So Wrong

the-sarcastic-robot:

coffee:

selfish:

dqdbpb:

Angelina Jolie’s daughter

and Gwen Stefani’s son

both so cute

Parenting done right

ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?

I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life.

but no seriously those stains are a bitch to get out

Just In Case

Teenage Jesus

Sing a Little Louder

Muad'Dib

Unfortunately, They're Dead

I Love Jesus but I Hate Religion

I Teach Religion

It Was Good Enough For Them

It's in the Bible

I Need Religion to Guide Me

Go Ahead, Guess

God Doesn't make Mistakes

I Have a Cross Tattoo

We Beg to Differ

No matter what your beliefs, it's hard to deny that the era in which the Bible takes place was a more, uh, brutal time, filled with plagues, salt pillars, and excessive murders—plus plenty of conflicting moral diktats from the man himself. Now, one designer has built a handy map to help us navigate the text.

Oxymoron Maker

Most of us are happy to eat ice cream straight out of the container; even scooping it into a cone seems like too much of a hassle. But a restaurant in Spain called El Celler de Can Roca has come up with a novel way to serve the frozen treat—they bake it. Or, more specifically, they use a machine called the Oxymoron Maker II to entomb a scoop of ice cream inside a freshly baked brioche.

It's In

Convinced

It's a Slippery Slope

He Swells With Pride

Saying He was astounded with their continued tenacity and resilience through generations of life on earth, God Almighty, our Lord and Heavenly Father, declared today His overwhelming pride in cockroaches.